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Bitch Definition Sweatshirt | Funny Sassy Gift
Our Bitch Definition Sweatshirt flips a bold word into a full-on compliment with Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming, and Hot stacked in soft script beside the vertical letters. It is made for sassy women, unapologetic besties, and anyone who loves mature adult humor with a side of confidence, whether you are lounging at home, grabbing coffee, or heading out with the girls. Treat yourself or surprise your favorite person with a gift that says it all 💕
✨ Why you'll love it:
🤍 Soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend: medium-heavy fabric that feels cozy, smooth, and ready for everyday wear
✍️ Playful acrostic design: clean white lettering that turns heads and starts the funniest conversations
😌 Loose, easy fit: roomy crewneck comfort you can live in from morning coffee to late-night chats
📏 True to size: order your usual size with confidence, from small through 5XL
🧵 Seamless tubular body and ribbed collar: holds its shape wash after wash and looks polished every time
🎁 Perfect funny gift: birthdays, bestie surprises, girls’ weekends, or just because she is that boss babe
Printed on a Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend crewneck: a midweight 50/50 cotton and polyester fleece with a soft brushed interior, air-jet spun yarn that resists pilling, and a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband that hold their shape. Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low.
The Gildan Heavy Blend crewneck is a classic unisex fit: most people order their usual size, and sizing up gives an oversized, layer-friendly look. Check the size chart in the product photos for exact width, length and sleeve by size (S to 3XL). Tip: measure a sweatshirt you already own and compare.
Made to order. Every item is custom printed just for you, so please allow 2 to 5 business days for production. Standard US shipping is free and delivery then takes about 3 to 7 business days. We currently ship within the United States only. These are estimates, not guarantees, and you'll get tracking by email once your order ships.
Returns. Because each item is made to order, all sales are final: we cannot accept returns or exchanges for size, change of mind, or ordering errors, so please review the size chart before buying. If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will replace it at no cost. Send us a note through our contact form within 7 days of delivery, choose "Damaged or Wrong Item", and include your order number. We'll reply within 1 to 2 business days, not counting weekends and US holidays, with where to send photos.