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I Don't Do Mornings Mug | Sarcastic Funny Coffee
Our I Don't Do Mornings Mornings Do Me Mug brings pure morning chaos to life with a flopped-out gray cat, a grumpy little sun, and the bold confession that mornings do you instead. Made for coffee lovers, sarcastic coworkers, and friends who hit snooze one too many times, it turns the struggle into a shared laugh over that first (or third) cup. A cheerful little gift that makes even the roughest start feel lighter. ☀️
✨ Why you'll love it:
🐱 Both-sides design: a sleepy gray cat under a frowning sunshine pairs with the punchy line “I don’t do mornings. Mornings do me. And it’s not pretty.” for instant grins
☕ Room for a real refill: the generous 15 oz (0.44 l) size holds plenty of coffee or tea so you can ease into the day
🤍 Everyday-ready ceramic: smooth white, lead- and BPA-free mug with rounded corners and a comfy C-handle that feels great in hand
🎨 Vivid lasting print: high-quality sublimation keeps the colors bright through countless dishwasher and microwave cycles
🎁 Perfect little present: ideal for birthdays, desk surprises, Secret Santa, or just because your favorite morning grump needs a smile
A 15 oz ceramic mug with a classic C-handle and rounded corners, printed on both sides with the design. Lead- and BPA-free, dishwasher and microwave safe. Sublimation printing keeps the colors vivid through everyday use.
One size: 15 oz (0.44 l), a generous mug for coffee, tea, or hot cocoa. See the product photos for the design placement on each side.
Made to order. Every item is custom printed just for you, so please allow 2 to 5 business days for production. Standard US shipping is free and delivery then takes about 3 to 7 business days. We currently ship within the United States only. These are estimates, not guarantees, and you'll get tracking by email once your order ships.
Returns. Because each item is made to order, all sales are final: we cannot accept returns or exchanges for size, change of mind, or ordering errors, so please review the size chart before buying. If your order arrives misprinted, damaged, defective, or incorrect, we will replace it at no cost. Send us a note through our contact form within 7 days of delivery, choose "Damaged or Wrong Item", and include your order number. We'll reply within 1 to 2 business days, not counting weekends and US holidays, with where to send photos.